Friday, March 7, 2008

Here's my survey

In the world of e-mail, there are these surveys that go around where you have to answer all of these dorky questions and then you send it back out to your friends so they can "see how well they know you." They are your friends! How could they not know you? When I first started getting them, I would just ignore them because I thought they were retarted. Then I started getting tagged as the "person least likely to respond". So I started responding, but I would ummm...exaggerate a bit, if you will. I mean, hey, if these people really know me, they know that my life is really not that exciting but if they don't really know me, what do I care? Reading a survey won't give them any insight either.

So apparently these surveys go around in the blogging world too.... :)

I was tagged.
1.) Each player answers the question about themselves.
2.) At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, and then leaves a comment on their blog letting them know they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog to get the directions."

a) What were you doing 10 yrs ago?

Umm...let's see. I was 12 years old, so I was in 6th grade. I was not gawky and my entire body was completely proportionate. I spent all of my time writing letters to my congressman and brushing up on my Italian while refusing calls from boys that called my house 10-12 times a day.

b) List 5 things on your list of things to do today

Find the USB and DC cords that the teacher lost.
Find the USB and DC cords that the teacher lost.
Find the USB and DC cords that the teacher lost.
Find the USB and DC cords that the teacher lost.
Find the USB and DC cords that the teacher lost.

c) Name 5 things you would do if you were to suddenly become a Billionaire

Pay Wentworth Miller to marry me. Oh, and I guess I could splurge for a USB and DC cord for the school's digital camera.

d) Reveal 3 Bad Habits

I'm too giving.
I'm too loving.
I'm too humble.
I'm an overacheiver.

e) Name all the Places you have lived

Why is "Places" capitalized? Who designed this survey? I'm not answering this question. Places should not be capitalized. Billionare shouldn't have been capitalized either.

f) List the Jobs you've had

Fine, I'll answer this one, but just so you know, "Jobs" shouldn't be capitalized. I'm sure you noticed that already.
I play M.A.S.H. a lot when I get bored. Here are a few M.A.S.H jobs I have had:
Toilet Paper Quilter
American Idol Air Guitar Champion
Denture Model
Men's Hair Removal Consultant
Deoderant Tester
Sock Darner
Parade Pooper Scooper
Statue Wiper (we were in Italy when we came up with that one :)

Here are all the people I tag to take the survey next:


Erica said...

OOOOOh- Can I comment on behalf of Bella? Here we go!

a) I was wasting my time living a half life without Edward in sunny empty lifeless Arizona.

b)Make out with Edward
Make out with Edward
Scratch my fave werewolf Jacob behind the ears
Make out with Edward
Make out with Edward

c) This is actually irrelevant because Edward has a ridiculuos amount of money that he would spend however I wanted if I asked him.

d)I bite my nails
I sneak around with my boyfriend behind my dad's WAIT my fiancee...Oh Yeah!!
Is being distracted by how hot your fiancee is a bad habit?
Ok- how about getting injured?

e)Phoenix, Forks. Although... in keeping with Rhia's theme Forks really might not deserve to be capitalized.

f)Sports Equipment Store Clerk.
Crap....Have I had other jobs? I don't have my books about me right now so I don't remember. And yes that statement makes sense in my world.

Amber said...

serious LOL from the north. did you hear it?

Alison said...

hehehehehehehe. :) Oh, this post was greatness and Erica's idea to respond as Bella was genius (no wonder she's in nursing school!).

On a more serious note, I'm considering a new job as a denture model and want to pick your brain about what kind of schooling/background I need to have in order to break into the businees. When can we do lunch?

Rhia Jean said...

Alison, we can do lunch long as you don't mind me soaking my dentures while I eat...I mean drink my lunch.

Ambers, I heard you laughing all the way down here. Honestly!

E.T., you should do a blog on Edward and Bella. :)

WhiteEyebrows said...

Alls I can say is "thank goodness I wasn't tagged!"