Second: You can take The Sash and use it as a flower waist belt!
Fourth: You can use it to tie onto your purse so you have the appearance of being messy!
Sixth: You can wear it as a skinny belt to accentuate your all too skinny and all too tight pants.
Seventh: You can look as ridiculous as this poor girl right here:
I think I will put The Sash in the same category as American Apparel's The Sack and also The Snuggie.