Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I Think I Have SARS...or something

Here are my symptoms:

I can't get up in the morning so now I have begun to set my regular alarm and my phone alarm. Now instead of hitting snooze every 9 minutes for an hour, I hit snooze every 4-5 minutes for an hour.

This morning after hitting snooze on my phone, I fell asleep with the phone open in my hand.

I stay up late...way too late knowing full well that it will be hard for me to get up in the morning.

I keep coming up with responsibilities that I feel the need to take on yet I don't have the time for them nor are they part of my job description.

My hair looks like crap-0-la.

Even when I do wear make-up, it doesn't matter because I feel so dead tired that I look like a zombie anyways.

I have no reason to complain yet I complain all the time.

I have recently become obsessed with Almond Joys and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

See? It's SARS. I think I'm going to die.

9 comments:

Matthew Ware said...

Sounds like Matt-itis, or lack of motivation. You know, sometimes I think a mild anti-depressent should be sold over the counter.

But if you really are getting sick, I suggest zinc. If you're just out of sorts (like me lately) I suggest junk food and good movies.

I hope you get through everything okay. Remember, Thanksgiving is just next week and you get two extra days off (yay!).

WhiteEyebrows said...

This is all my fault. This is what happens when we go for so long without having a friendly get together. ...Sigh...

Alison said...

I do the same thing. I stay up way too late knowing I'll have to get up way too soon. I'm a night person, big time. It sucks when your career is really geared towards morning people. :P

Emily Anne said...

You don't have SARS. There have been no known cases of SARS that have originated in the US. Those people who got it a few years ago had all been out of the country. Have you been to Asia recently? No? Then it isn't SARS. Sorry. It could be Chlamydia or Gonorrhea though. :)
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Aninnymous said...

I think you need to work the night shift at school as a librarian. Push books on all the 6 yr olds with 9-5 jobs.

Also- you need to contact Gerard Butler as I hear he has a fabulous "Morning wake up service package".

Did I really write that? Wow.

Rhia Jean said...

Oh, if only...

Got Bombshell? said...

You may have mis-diagnosed. It's bird flu.

Em's end said...

SARS ... that stands for Senile And Reclusive Seniors, right? Yeah, you're just getting OLD.

Amber said...

SARS strikes again!