Saturday, April 26, 2008

A Message To 13 year-olds From The Movie Industry

Go see the movie Prom Night! It's tailored specifically to you young impressionable pre-teens and is full of vanity, murder, sex, psychopaths, and all manner of people being cut to shreds. We movie industry people think these are very appropriate images and thoughts to be putting into your heads.

And just think, all of this can be yours for $9!

If you are under the age of 13 and still want to go see this movie, don't worry...we've got it covered! The older teenagers who work at the movie theatre selling tickets won't ask for any kind of proof that you are at least 13 years old. They are just there to get their $6/hr, and they don't care about what you see either!


R Matthew Ware said...

Tell me you didn't go see that.

Have you noticed that a lot of the horror movies these days are sneaking in with a PG-13 rating instead of the R. So they only dropped one F-bomb instead of thirteen and two body parts weren't shown and you didn't actually see the heart ripped from the chest. That makes it okay for a PG-13? It's amazing where and how Hollywood draws their lines.

Rhia Jean said...

Uh, no...just the preview.

Emily Anne said...

I am beginning to understand the parents that don't watch anything that isn't PG or under. And sometimes you have to be careful with those movies. The last days are here and Satan has a good grasp on our world, that's for sure.

I can't wait for the new Narnia movie.

Alison said...

I hate horror movies.