...to never feather my hair.
...to never dress my children in matching plaid jumpers.
...to never wear a jumper of any kind myself.
...to kill all bugs that come into my house/apartment (or those that attack me outside), thereby helping to control the insect:human ratio (which is substantially disproportionate...insects could take over the world if they had a mind to).
...to never give a "miss-imony" rather than a testimony (i.e. "I'd like to bear my testimony that I'm going to miss ya'll so much!")
...to earnestly endeavor to improve my wardrobe...it's in sad shape people!
...to always have insurance, that way if I get in an accident and it's my fault, the other person doesn't have to fork out a $250 deductible in order to get their car fixed when it wasn't their fault (part 1 of the craptastic weekend a few weekends ago :)
...to not talk during an author presentation at a librarian conference when everyone is trying to listen and then keep talking after I have been asked to be quiet twice.
...to not take off my shoes during said conference and prop them up on the chair in front of me as if I were at home.
...that I am up to no good.