Saturday, May 30, 2009

Really? Really.

Normally I would leave any and all fashion topics up to Bombshell Maigen because she does a much better job at it than I ever could, but I just had to share my thoughts about The Sash. Who knows, she may have already blogged about it and it will look like I'm trying to be like her. Well, I am. Every girl can use a little bit more fashion knowledge in their life...especially if they think The Sash (cleverly designed by American Apparel) is something they should purchase and wear. Ok, here are my thoughts:
First: You can take The Sash and use it as a giant bowtie!


Second: You can take The Sash and use it as a flower waist belt!


Third: You can pretend like you are a snake charmer or a fortunate cancer patient with hair and wear it as a turban!

Fourth: You can use it to tie onto your purse so you have the appearance of being messy!

Fifth: You can put it on your hat so that everyone sees it, but you will have some tough competition at the Kentucky Derby I'm afraid.


Sixth: You can wear it as a skinny belt to accentuate your all too skinny and all too tight pants.

Seventh: You can look as ridiculous as this poor girl right here:


I think I will put The Sash in the same category as American Apparel's The Sack and also The Snuggie.

7 comments:

Marisa said...

Where on earth did you find that last picture?? Those are priceless! I know you secretly own a sash, Ms. Rhia Jean...

Rhia Jean said...

All those pics are from the American Apparel website. Just do a search for The Sash and it's on there...
And I know you secretly own a Snuggie Marisa! :)

Alison said...

Ick. The sash. Did I mention, ick? (It was funny, though.) :)

Marisa said...

I just saw a Snuggie in Bed Bath & Beyond a few minutes ago. I had to laugh out loud and I thought of you! :-)

Tamara said...

My eyes...MY EYES!!! Is she wearing a onesie? Because I make it a point of never wearing anything that could resemble something I borrowed from my infant daughter

Anonymous said...

I actually think the sash is very trendy. It accentuates it body line can add the finishing touches to a lot of outfits.

And to answer the point above, onesies are back and i don't see anything wrong with them.

Amber said...

Well, there you have it Rhia Jean! Mr./Mrs. Anonymous has put you in your place. That's what you get for making fun of that extra large ridiculous piece of cloth.