Tuesday, January 13, 2009

It's All About Me

So today I have been feeling very self-centered since the moment I woke up...and went back to sleep...and woke up again, and I just thought I would take a moment so that you all could feel sorry for me because I don't have all the things in life that I want. So let's just start by ignoring the whole "Count your blessings"/"Be grateful for what you have" mentality. That doesn't apply today. Today it is all about me and what I want.

I want...

...a new wardrobe. I discovered this morning that I haven't bought a new pair of pants (like work pants) in over a year. I hate all of my clothes and shoes. They are all ugly and I want new ones.

...for everyone to leave me alone at work. Is that really too much to ask? I just want to sit in my office and play on my computer all day long. And maybe just sit here and read and not worry about other things I need to do.

...to not even have to come to work. I want to just sit at home and lay on the couch and watch TV...specifically psych. I have recently become an addict and I can't get enough.

...to fake being sick and go home and take a nap without feeling guilty. I have only taken one sick day so far this school year and I have 4 more to use before the end of the year. I just feel too guilty. I shouldn't but I do.

...to be a fun sweet old grandma someday. There's this lady that is sitting and mentoring a couple of students and I just keep watching her and thinking, "I'm too tired to be that spunky right now...what am I going to be like as an old lady? Yikes!"

...to have Corner Bakery everyday for lunch. I just love it so much and I want it all the time. I'm really hungry for lunch but I do not, DO NOT, want cafeteria food. I'll feel guilty if I leave and go get something too.

And lastly, I want a goose that lays golden eggs for Easter!

13 comments:

Got Bombshell? said...

My advice: Harold's Outlet going out of business sale! (At Preston and Belt Line). Seriously, you can get a new wardrobe for less than $300.
And, go out for lunch. Then, come back to work and pretend that your special lunch made you sick and leave.

Rosie said...

Okay Veruca Salt, get over yourself

Amber said...

I can totally see you being addicted to Psych! He's so the one for you :)

Alison said...

Do it all! :)

Matthew Ware said...

At least you have a nice pair of boots. Though I think you can do better than that bull.

Allie said...

You crack me up. You know its healthy to have those days once in a while, because sometimes you really are over extending yourself... granted I have moments not days, and my moments happen A LOT! So take Bombshells advice get some new clothes and take a sick day to watch psych, I have no clue what that is but I support you in it. I have a cold do you want it:D

WhiteEyebrows said...

Work it out. You can make those things happen. Use the secret. :)

The Patton Family said...

That doesn't seem like too much to ask..... :)

Erica said...

Ummmm....I don't even have words for how much I love Sean and Gus. Literally my life revolved around Psych when I was with my grandma a few yrs ago.

I would love to have dogs and name them Sean and Gus. Seriously.

Or just marry them. Both. It could happen.

Rhia Jean said...

Did you know that the guy who plays Shawn (James Roday) is just a few months older than me and he is from San Antonio? Perrrrrrrrfeeeeeeeect! (said in an opera voice) We were so meant to be with each other!

Erica said...

we need to havea nerdy psych fest. stat

Tamara said...

rhia, you need to become addicted to AI so we can share a tv fettish and since i tried lost and couldnt get into it...ai it is!!!

Amy said...

Can I go shopping with you for new clothes? You know, I'm still holding strong on my New Year's Resolution to NOT buy clothes... it would be nice to live vicariously through you. :)