In my letter, I was going to tell Corporate America that, "my verificaiton number was "zufzvdp," but then I realized they don't care, so I used your letter instead. Your says it all.
My Corporate America board game has more Chutes than Ladders. :O
But! the very very bestest way to tell if your manager Blows Royal Chunks is to see if they have "That Meeting", in which they ask you why THIS!! ---- MUCH!! ---- WORK!! can't get done in (this amt. of time). And then they wait for a real answer as if it's not the dumbest question ever.
This comment is to inform you that Corporate America Hates you too, so there. You will be receiving an official letter as to that fact within the lessor of 90 days or the time it takes to hire a temp to write hate mail for Corporate America. We retain all rights to revenge and petty backstabbing and may change your interest rate at any time.
Disclaimer: Your letter of Notice of Hate may actually take up to 2 years to arrive due to the allocation of corporate funds to recalculating interests rates and processing late payments which are our priorities. "Regular daily business" and "official notices that are required by law to our customers" are only done after all efforts have been made to cheat customers and if we have extra money after paying our shareholders their dividends.
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Me too.
This is me, stating the obvious, but it's what I do: I think this has to do with the move that is not happening Saturday. I'm sorry.
I will also hate Corporate America for you.
My verification word was wtfszyrs which means "What the freak?? This is taking 15 years!"
uh oh.. uh oh... uh oh...
corporate america extends its apologies via a fruit basket.
I am gathering some hateful energy to throw their way for you too. :( I heart you Rhia! Don't be sad!
In my letter, I was going to tell Corporate America that, "my verificaiton number was "zufzvdp," but then I realized they don't care, so I used your letter instead. Your says it all.
P.S. You, corporate America, are hereby invited to stop making all of our lives so insufferable or else!!!
(What happened?)
uh, ok. I'm a little lost and I kinda like corporate america so...I need more details before I can sympathize (my apologies).
Poor Rhia Jean! I hope whatever it is has been resolved or is going to be soon. Hang in there!
My Corporate America board game has more Chutes than Ladders. :O
But! the very very bestest way to tell if your manager Blows Royal Chunks is to see if they have "That Meeting", in which they ask you why THIS!! ---- MUCH!! ---- WORK!! can't get done in (this amt. of time). And then they wait for a real answer as if it's not the dumbest question ever.
Dear Rhia,
This comment is to inform you that Corporate America Hates you too, so there. You will be receiving an official letter as to that fact within the lessor of 90 days or the time it takes to hire a temp to write hate mail for Corporate America. We retain all rights to revenge and petty backstabbing and may change your interest rate at any time.
Disclaimer: Your letter of Notice of Hate may actually take up to 2 years to arrive due to the allocation of corporate funds to recalculating interests rates and processing late payments which are our priorities. "Regular daily business" and "official notices that are required by law to our customers" are only done after all efforts have been made to cheat customers and if we have extra money after paying our shareholders their dividends.
Best Wishes,
Corporate America
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